The Legendary Meme - How To Get MIH


 * 1) Get a snake, and paint it white. Insert a disc in its mouth and put it on a lego tower. Congratulations! You have white snake!
 * 2) Throw the snake in the air, grab a piano, and play "Great Days" but only play the "Let the voice of love take you higher" part until you summon the devil, which turns the snake into a green rock. Congratulations! Your current stand is c-moon.
 * 3) Talk to Pucci. He will tell you to fk off.
 * 4) Cry in a corner and tell your mom that Pucci cussed.
 * 5) Mom dies from time acceleration.
 * 6) You decide to follow Pucci's orders.
 * 7) Grab your journal, write DIO on it, and sell it to Pucci.
 * 8) He will give you to go kill random beings. Congratulations! You are a wanted spy all over the world!
 * 9) The FBI may show up at your door. It may take roughly 30 minutes. Please wait patiently.
 * 10) Take that green rock and nigerundayo your ass out of the window.

11. Keep running until you see a blue hedgehog. Catch up to him and attempt to throw the snake into space

12. Activate pilot mode, aka getting swallowed by the snake. During the time of this you will meet Pucci, eating Freeze-dried ice cream in a space shuttle.

13. After killing 50 astronauts, Pucci will tell you to kill 50 people in Steel Ball Run.

14. Then travel to 1988 and murder man called jotaro and then to 2011 to murder his daughter Jolyne

15. Kidnap a horse

16. Then travel to another dimension and sell drugs to little Funny Valentine, who is using love train to redirect is F on his report card to his teacher, who gets fired. You are now friends with funny valentine, who helps you in the future

17.Do a backflip

18. Then go murder DIO- wait what no I mean go murder your brother. Note: Must have brother

19. Travel back to sbr verse and rip Johnny Joestar's fingers, and make chicken fingers. Pucci will become Gordon Ramsay, who will lead you to heaven later :D

Note note: If does not have brother, kidnap one.

18. Let a young child live, kill someone's boyfriend0

19. SUFFER

TO GET THIS STAND YOU HAVE TO GET THE RAREST ARROW STAND ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU GOT TO KILL TONS OF NPCS TO GET A GREEN BABY FOR CMOON WHICH IS PROBABLY THE EASIEST PART OF THIS THEN YOU HAVE TO GET ALL THE SAINTS CORPSE PARTS AND KILL 2 OF THE HARDEST BOSSES IN GAME WITH A LOW CHANCE OF THEM DROPPING THE ITEMS YOU NEED FOR THE LOVE O-hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyvbfiuwoqe13rrrrrrrrrr34hbifyvfrrqegtttttttttttttjvwingeqqqrw dhuvfqh uvqefhjfebqvqibwfddduwifpgfyeqwqoooofbbbrwhytttghdfnjhuty7ugh876uyyyyy8900000987654reeeerftgyu78

20. Play pinball with green rock

21. Go back and eat Gyro Zeppeli's hat and expose his bald spot. He dies from embarassment and you have access to spin now. Both have been murdered. Go back and talk to Pucci-i mean Gordon Ramsay.

22. Pucci Ramsay will now give you the Ingredients of Heaven. Ruin them and piss him off

23.Make him say "You're a ****** donkey!"

24. Get kicked out of his house

25. Go back and return to monke

26.Beg on your knees and hope Pucci Ramsay lets you back in. He will tell you to impress him with your best dish. You must get all the saint’s corpse parts and make soup.Has a 10% chance to work. If it doesn’t, corpse parts go bye bye and you need to get them again.

25. go spend 20 years to gain experience yelling at bad chefs

28. Get a full time job at Baratie under chef Sanji and learn from the best

29. Go to Morioh-Cho and learn from Tonio

30. Tonio kicks you out. Go back to Pucci Ramsay, he gives you last chance. But you fail.

Just1noobxd·3/22/2021

31. Pucci Ramsay uses the power of his new stand [Made in McDonalds] to McAccelerate your ass. Old plan - Grab that green rock and nigerundayo your ass.

Diosbestfriend·3/22/2021

31. After You die for 100 times (use GER for helppppppppp), go to Pucci but he will accelerate you and u will die cuz of fast cancer. then u will be accelerated a hundred times then ur rock will crack and a white lego horse will come out and its called MOM DAY EN HAVE END

32. Your ass will be accelerated and be big. cut ur ass then use MOM DAY EN HAVE END and cancel accelerate.

33. After nigerunadyoing, you see Dio, who had been munching chicken tendies. But now he looks more like a clown.

34. He gives you his diary, which is full of fries crumbs and quarter pounder oil. It turns out Dio's stand evolved into [The World Over Bacon and Cheese] and Star Platinum has become [Star Platinum Over Fries] he tells you that you still have a chance to attain heaven

35. You must fight McDonalds ascended Joe Kujoe, and obtain Uzu's Fries. He says Pucci has been consuming large amounts of wine, and that you can stop him with Uzu's Fries.

36. Give Pucci Ramsay the fries

37. He spares you, and tells you to befriend McDonalds ascended Joe, who has already died.

38. Green Rok says Omae wa mu Shinderu and Pucci Nigerundayos.

39. Take Joe's bones

39. Green Rock evolves into Green Rock Act 2, which it must become act 10 to reach Mih.

40. By this time you had realized it had been 1203129 years, and you have regret this the first day you opened up that ROBLOX game....

41. Earth is destroyed, you're just living in a universe where everything revolves around Chicken Tenders and Burgers..

42. You decide to seek Dio, and then he tells you the truth.

43. GER activates King Censorship Time Erase and and the truth is no more.

44. It turns out all of this is a lie, and you are sent back to your original world.

45. You are laying in bed, rolling around and crying your ass out. So sad it wasn't real.

46. Always remember, Green Rock will be there for you :D